
One of my friends has a theory that it is the bottom of a well made men’s shoe that shows the quality of the purchase. He believes that the detail on the waist and the fully leather sole reveals more to the average eye than the finely buffed uppers.
As a result, he likes to sit with his legs crossed and one sole showing whenever he can. This has the added benefit of revealing that he has thought about the colour of his socks too. He tends to do this more around female company too, but I’m not sure his results are quantifiable.
I find the whole thing a bit ridiculous. I am not self conscious enough to change the way I sit just to show off the bottom of my shoes in the hope that someone will notice them. Plus, I’ve always found that people notice good shoes from the uppers if they are polished well.
But the beggar got me thinking about the soles of my shoes. Don’t get me wrong, I won’t be changing my gait to avoid marking my soles at all. However, I am getting a little obsessed about the waist of my shoes (the bit that angles down from the top of the heel stack to the point where the sole begins to touch the floor).
My friend advised me to clean the waist and even to polish it every so often. On a few pairs of my shoes, there is an interesting design element on the waist. Be that a different colour of leather or hand bunking by a fancy wheel. So I could see a benefit to the twisted logic of polishing the underside of a pair of shoes.
But this advice has helped speed up my rapid descent into obsessive polishing. It has also changed the way that I walk up and down stairs. I am worried about scuffing the waist, so I end up trying to place my whole foot on a step or just enough of the toe and ball of my foot to avoid the waist.
As a result, I look like I have never encountered a staircase before. My friend’s obsession with the soles of his shoes is designed to attract conversation. My manifestation of the obsession means that people avoid me because I look mentally ill when I enter a subway station.








