
Getting shirts that fit has always been a problem for me. I tend to put on weight on my neck before elsewhere on my body. This is always going to cause problems if you consider off-the-shelf shirts are typically measured by the neck size.
As a result, most of the shirts I own balloon around my chest and midriff. The pocket on the chest is always too low and the shoulders tend to be too wide. The most annoying thing, however, is that the sleeves are always, always, always too long. This is not a huge issue if I am wearing buttoned cuffs, which I can use at the tightest setting. But I have tiny wrists. So if the shirt has a wider French cuff, it can slip over the top of my hand (see picture).
In an ideal world, I would love to order some bespoke shirts. But in an ideal world, I would love to be able to afford some bespoke shirts. As a result, I followed a recommendation and turned to MTM Shirt – a made-to-measure service based in Russia.
I was impressed with the fabric, buttons, cuffs and pockets available on the website and had good fun playing around with what I wanted. I am fully aware that it is a bit brash to have your initials on the cuff, but you can take the boy out of Essex etcetera… I opted for a pale-blue striped fabric with no pocket, a single cuff and spread collar.
The website offers a handy guide to making the 11 measurements required to order your shirt. (For those interested, the measurements are: neck, chest, waist, hip, bicep, wrist, sleeve, chest width, back width, shirt length and height.) There was also a tape measure that you could download and print out. I wasn’t convinced of the accuracy of a paper tape measure and, being the son of a dress maker, turned to the proper one I have at home.
Then the fun began. Have you ever tried to measure yourself? (Not like that…) It is impossible. Luckily, my girlfriend was in town the following weekend, so she helped follow the instructions and measure all 11 requirements. Ironically, this ended up with us getting shirty with each other…
The instructions said that the shirt length should be from the base of my neck “down to wherever [I] wanted the shirt to end” and that should be seven to 10 centimetres less than half of my height. According to my girlfriend’s measurement and our combined mathematics skills, there was a 20cm difference. We also fell out over the sleeve length. For some reason, the sleeve had to be measured against a bent arm. How bent? Where does the shoulder stop and the arm start? Is that the wrist bone?
After an age, I finally entered all the details into the website, which immediately told me my shirt length and sleeves were much shorter than expected. What to do? I wimped out and added some centimetres here and there. I guess this somewhat undermines the process a bit, but we will see when the shirt arrives.




